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a man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. when he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. wow game card the cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. the next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. when he answered the door, wow game card the cockroach was there again. this time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away. the third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. when he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. it leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. the gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. he was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life. the next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. he asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing. the doctor thought for a moment and said, "yes, there's a nasty bug going around."aion powerleveling
a rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. as he scurried away, he felt grass under his little feet aion powerleveling and saw the dawn breaking, for the first time in his life. "wow," he thought. "this is great." it wasn't long before he came to a hedge. after squeezing under aion powerleveling it, he saw a wonderful sight -- lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. "hey," he called. "i'm a rabbit from the laboratory and i've just escaped. are you wild rabbits?" "yes, come and join us," they cried. our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. it tasted so good. "what else do you wild rabbits do?", he asked. "well," one of them said. "you see that field there? it's got carrots growing in it. we dig them up and eat them." this he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. they were wonderful. later, he asked them again, "what else do you do?" "you see that field there? it's got lettuce growing in it. we eat that as well." the lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "is there anything else you guys do?" he asked. one of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "there's one other thing you must try. you see those rabbits there," he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "they're girls. we have sex with them. go and try it." well, our friend spent the rest of the morning at this until, completely exhausted, he staggered back over to the guys. "that was fantastic," he panted. "so are you going to live with us then?", one of them asked. "i'm sorry, i had a great time, but i can't." the wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "why? we thought you liked it here." "i do," our friend replied. "but i must get back to the laboratory. i'm dying for a cigarette."wow power leveling
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an irishman an englishman and a scotsman were sitting in a bar in sydney. the view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. "but" said the scotsman. "i still prefer the pubs back home. why in wow cd key glasgow there's a little bar called mctavish's. now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will wow cd key buy the 5th drink for you." "well." said the englishman "at my local, the red lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2." "ahhh that's nothin'" said the irishman "back home in dublin there's ryan's bar. now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. then when you've had enough to drink they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. all on the house." the englishman and scotsman immediately pour scorn on the irishman's claims. he swears every word is true. "well" said the englishman "did this actually happen to you." "not myself personally no" said the irishman, "but it did happen to my sister." |